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Gumagawa ako ng palancas for like, half the batch. Since I’m pouring my creative shit there, i’m putting random shit here.

Di naman, hehe. Surveiii.

Level 1
( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
(x) done weed (sa garden namin, maraming weed.)
(x) drank alcohol

SO FAR:1 (Parang andali nito ah…)

Level 2
(x) been in love (With the Lord! Oye!)
(x) been dumped (into the pool, by my cousins
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired (second year, put alcohol on my hand, then using jiggs’ lighter…)
(x) been in a fist fight (Hell yeah!)

SO FAR: 6 (Uh… I take that back)

Level 3
(x) snuck out of the house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back (had feelings of hunger. bagal mag luto ni mommy!)
(x) been arrested (cardiac)
( ) made out with a stranger (made what? made what!?)
( ) gone out on a blind date (if i’m gonna date, its gonna be with someone who can see)

SO FAR: 9 (I have a bad feeling about this…)

Level 4
( ) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school
(x) slept (not sex) with a co-worker (co-worker=student. Nakitulog sa bahay ni Lansangan.)
(x) seen someone/something die (I’ve watched a candle die. It was awesome.So did a flashlight, just when i needed it.)

SO FAR: 13

Level 5
(x) had/have a crush or liked on one of your friends. ( I have crushed several friends with my iron fists and my kicks of justice.
( ) been to Paris (Paris Mami Goto Haus)
( ) been to Spain (Spain? Masakit xa. Spain.)
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up from drinking (REAL MEN DONT BARF.)

SO FAR: 15

Level 6
(x) eaten Sushi
(x) been snow cardboarding
( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace (myspace=..!.,)
( ) been mosh pitting (wth??!?!)

SO FAR: 17

Level 7
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x) love/loved someone who you can’t have (I loved R2D2. Couldn’t have him)
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) made a snow angel

SO FAR: 21

Level 8
(x) had a tea party (With my Lego people and my transformers)
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress ups (I dressed as my favorite people of all time. Yoda, Darth Vader and hitler.)

SO FAR: 26

Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) gone sledging
(x) cheated while playing a game (Backdoor, Comsat, Pool)
( ) been lonely (I;’m never lonely! I have him to accompany me! –> [hi!])
(x) fallen asleep at work/school (During Bio. Or ValEd.)

SO FAR: 29

Level 10
(x) used a fake/someone else’s ID (Klepto ness.)
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake (No snakes in da philippines!)

SO FAR: 32

Level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized (I was robbed of my sanity.)
(x) robbed someone (klepto-ness)
(x) been misunderstood (everyday)
(x) pet a deer (once)

SO FAR: 37

Level 12
(x) won a contest (staring contest!)
(x) been suspended from school (I was suspended from the second floor by rope.)
(x) had detention (grade 6, i brought a pellet gun.)
(x) been in a car/motorcycle/4-wheeler accident (my foot got run over by a truck)

SO FAR: 41

Level 13
( ) had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 44

Level 14
(x) hated the way you look (sometimes, i hate my hair)
(x) witnessed a crime (small crime lang)
(x) pole danced (tgz tgz tgz)
(x) questioned your heart (PJ:will you give out on me? Heart: Hell no!)
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes

SO FAR: 48

Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost (sa shb. nawala ako. kung ano next class.)
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying (hunger. dying of hunger.)

SO FAR: 52

Level 16
( ) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers (magaling ako dito.)
(x) recently colored w/crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins

SO FAR: 56

Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn’t (don’t play DotA.)
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (milk.)
( ) kissed in the rain

SO FAR: 59

Level 18
( ) written a letter to Santa Claus (Eat my 9mm santa!)
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach

SO FAR: 62

Level 19
(x) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true (I wished that i’d be the greatest person in the entire world.)

SO FAR: 65

Level 20
( ) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed “you suck” in class (Three weeks ago. at a certain person.)
( ) swam with dolphins

SO FAR: 67

Level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to a freezer/ice cube (ice cube.)
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex’s clothes
(x) sat on a roof top

SO FAR: 70

Level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
(x) stayed up all night (Newyear’s eve.)

SO FAR: 74 (shit, kalahati na…)

Level 24
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone

SO FAR: 76

Level 25
( ) believe in ghosts
(x) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes throughout your life
(x) gone streaking
(x) gone to jail (not as a prisoner, but just to check out the place.)

SO FAR: 79

Level 26
(x) played chicken (played chicken? Well, i’ve acted like a chicken..)
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you’re hot by a complete stranger (it really happened. sometime in poveda.)
(x) been easily amused

SO FAR: 83

Level 27
( ) caught a fish then ate it (I, PJ Tolentino, catch fish? how mediocre.)
(x) almost drowned in a pool (My dad did it to me. I was 6. then dropped me off the deep end.
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed (How insane…)

SO FAR: 87

Level 28
(x) mooned/flashed someone (I do this in school.)
(x) had someone moon/flash you (someone did this to me..)
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone’s name
(x) slept naked
(x) French braided someone’s hair
( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool
(x) been kicked out of your house

SO FAR:94

Level 30
(x) rode on a roller coaster (*wink*)
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
(x) Black-mailed someone
(x) been black mailed

SO FAR: 99

Level 31
(x) been used (as bait, as a tool, as a bank.)
(x) fell going up the stairs
( ) licked a cat
(x) bitten someone (yummy! I bit a guard once.)
(x) licked someone (yaaaaaak!)

TOTAL: 104

zomg. 104 out of 144. I’m so stupid. ahahahahaaaa!