†10. The Orientation†

Mayo 30, 2007 at 6:50 hapon (The Random Conspiracy Stories)

Jose came to school early today. He met up with a friend, Michael Armamento. The day before, several of them agreed to meet a few hours earlier on the day of the Orientation so they could play Defense of the Ancients.

They hung around a bit, watching the Seniors enroll. They went around the front parts of the school a bit, walking aimlessly, when they met Jerome. Time was running fast, so they decided to go ahead.

When they got to their favorite computer shop, “iTlogerz”, it was mysteriously closed, locked and grilled. Forced to go to a second rate computer shop, little did Jose realize that this would be only one of the few mysterious things to happen today.

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I’m 3-Beryllium. Officially a Junior.

Mayo 29, 2007 at 3:59 hapon (Uncategorized)

I learned several things today.

  • You do not bring your x-ray plates.
  • Bring a bigger bag.
  • Bring extra plastic bags for leechers.
  • Bring a black or blue ballpen. Pink and Green inkpens are not acceptable.
  • Ms. Mika Suansing reads my blog. She says she likes it.
  • Classmate ko ulit si Mr. Panaligan. Fun. Martial arts rock.
  • I have my 2nd cousin’s math book.
  • Beryllium has the best Dota Team this year. (Nandun ako eh. hehe. jk)
  • People in 3-K can go around saying, “POTA AKO!!!”
  • A lot of people in strontium are stron(g).
  • Beryllium must be written with a “3″, a “-”, a “B”, an “e”, a “=” and a “P”.
  • That makes it 3-Be =P
  • Ramirez=Namfrel
  • Jejo=Comelec
  • An online list can be found here: http://pisay09.wordpress.com/sectioning
  • Masarap mag bully ng lower classpeople.
  • I didn’t say i would do it. But think of the possibilities.
  • Sasabihin namin sa first years, “May entrance fee ang Caf. P10.”
  • Aangkinin namin yung tables sa front lob. “Rental fee, P5.00″
  • I wanna be BBSC but can’t. Hear me roar.
  • Random Stories is lame.
  • It’s fun to not know your section until the first day of school.

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†9. The Enrollment†

Mayo 29, 2007 at 3:45 hapon (The Random Conspiracy Stories)

3…2…1…

The doors swing wide open and the race is on. In the flurry of the signing, taking sheets, filling forms, trying to finish the enrollment and meeting friends once more, one question is on the mind of every Pisay student.

“Who the hell are gonna be my classmates?”

Only time will tell as whispers and rumors spread like wildfire amongst the students of who is in a section, who would be together, predictions, bets, mournful sighs of longing to be with that schoolmate but couldn’t, joyful raucous upon hearing the names of familiar faces in his or her class.

Amidst the ordered chaos, Jose began to enroll himself for the Third year in the PSHS. The Parametrical Society of Human Sciences.

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†8. The Preparation†

Mayo 28, 2007 at 6:34 hapon (The Random Conspiracy Stories)

Monday. Rain. Jose sat on the couch, mindlessly watching the T.V., pondering tomorrow.

Tomorrow was enrollment for the Juniors in PSHS. Tomorrow, he would know what section he would belong to. Tomorrow, he would have an idea of what the year ahead. Tomorrow, he would have to be ready.

Another blaring commercial came on. In order to be ready, one must prepare for it. Therefore, one must begin preparations of sorts. Jose is one. Jose should begin preparations. He shut off the TV and headed for his room.

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The chocolate-water diet! (Highly Effective)

Mayo 27, 2007 at 8:04 umaga (Uncategorized)

If you wanna lose weight (for whatever reason), chocolate can do that for you!

It’s really simple.

First you eat a little chocolate. And I mean a little. But the chocolate still has to be sweet enough to be considered chocolate.

Then, you drink gallons of water. As in, a whole lot. Enough to wash away the taste of chocolate in your mouth.

After the chocolatey taste is gone, eat another piece of chocolate. Then drink a gallon of water.

Soon, you’ll be soooooo full of water, you can’t even eat real food.

So what happens is, its just water in your tummy. And you’re already full. And you can skip meals. Because you’re full. And the difference is that you can piss out all that water later!

I thought of this before. But I just wrote it down now here because i haven’t posted a real post in a long time. So there.

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†7. The Hitch†

Mayo 26, 2007 at 7:49 umaga (The Random Conspiracy Stories)

Down in the lower levels of the SM North Edsa Annex, beneath the renovation of the said building, a meeting was taking place.

In the underground parking area, a silver Honda Civic was parked on a side. Standing next to it was Jose, leaning towards the car, looking at the time. It was only a few minutes before he would come.

With the usual display of cliche Agency-ness, 2 black sedans rolled up in front of the Civic. Two men came out with sensor equipment. After a while, they nodded to each other and opened the passenger side of one of the cars. Out stepped the Operations Manager of the M.A.G.I.S..

“Thanks for coming Jose.”
“Whatever. So, why’d you call me?”
“I have to explain something.”
“No shit. *rolls eyes* That figures.”

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†6. The Training†

Mayo 24, 2007 at 6:34 hapon (The Random Conspiracy Stories)

5 minutes before it was time, he placed his shades on, he entered the building. It was some sort of gym, but more of just a court. Inside, he could see other kids his age, leaning against the wall, sitting, kneeling, talking to another, staring at the rest, concentrating, all wearing shades.

“So, these are the other agents,” thought Jose to himself. He calmly walked towards a stretch of wall which wasn’t occupied. As he strode across the court, many eyes silently followed him, who he was, and why he was here. Apparently, it was news to them that there was this other dude. But Jose was fine with that. It was his first time here.

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†5. The Reason†

Mayo 21, 2007 at 4:37 hapon (The Random Conspiracy Stories)

Jose was leafing through his old emails when he found this one letter. It came from the MAGIS op.direc. He read the title, and remembered. The date was roughly two years ago. The last email he received before he quit. And the explanation why he needed to be here in PSHS, where he was now.

Breathing deeply, he clicked the email.

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The iRack~!

Mayo 18, 2007 at 7:43 hapon (Uncategorized)

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†4. The Pollwatch† (Unfinished&stupid)

Mayo 18, 2007 at 7:15 hapon (The Random Conspiracy Stories)

Article 22, Batas Pambansang Bilan 881, section 261.

By law, no armed personnel or government official is allowed near the voting center or precint within 30 meters with the exception of when they are to vote. It also follows that deadly weapons are not allowed within 100 meters.

Also, it is illegal for the appointment or use of special police, special agents, confidential agents and the like.

“But it’s not like they enforce the fucking rules anyway”, thought Jose.

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