zOMGWTFPJHASABLOGzergrushj0000!

One night, i received a text from Mr. Luigi Manzo. The exact words aren’t correct, but if i’m right, they were along the lines of…

“PJ, would you be interested in running for batch pro?”

         and my answer was along the lines of….

“Why not? ü I’m game.”

There.

We formed a party.

Mr. Luigi Manzo as batch pres,
Ms. Theia Pascasio as batch vice,
Mr. Cyd Calub as secretary
Ms. Angeli Ramos as treasurer,
Mr. Jamil Fabia as batch rep,

and me. as pro.

So. There. The party. Then there was the party name.

I forgot the suggestions of partynames, but I remember that we were previously the “Ewan” or “e1″ party. There were also suggestions of XD and “ü” (pronounced as “Yuiiiiiiiiii!”)

Anyway. Mr. Manzo decided on Go team. or Go 09. or whatever.

There.

Well, 3rd year is prom year. Which means its time for us to have fun. Which is why i’m prolly running. But that’s not the real reason.

Oh yeah, I’m supposed to keep this a secret but Mrs. Manzo (mom of Mr. Luigi) said we could say this so i’m saying it now.

*edited this part because manzo said so. … basta.

so instead of saying that, i shall now say my selfless *coughcough* reasons why I’ma gonna run.

• Because you’re so hot and sexy. (Asa PJ. asa pa.) Shattap. (Yes po.)
• Because it’s one step closer to world domination.
• It may give me additional revenue when i play violin.
• So i have a reason not to have a prom date when time comes.
• So that I’m happy when I don’t run anymore next year.
• So that I’ll look responsible.
• So i’ll have something to put in my Resume.
• So that my grades in my report card will go up. A bit. Teachers can be so biased.
• So that people will come up to me and say, “PJ,  you rock so much! Can i be your disciple?”
• It  might make me responsible. Might. Might.
• So that I’ll meet new people! The more people I meet, the more people will learn of their new future world leader!
• So people will actually stop and say, “Woah! PJ could be our next world leader!”
• So people would say, “Pj is the greatest person in the world.”
• So people will say, “Pj is insane and crazy and stupid. Let’s vote for him!”

I can’t think of any more selfless (ish) reasons. Ran ulit.