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>Creation Story<

Once upon a time, there was a being. He was alone. But one day, he decided to create. Create he did, a world. He called this world a BLOG.

On the first 5 minutes, he said, “Let there be a blog!” and *poof* he opened his Netscape Browser and went on to WordPress. In a little less than a clicks, he created a blog. He looked at what he did, and it was good.

On the second 5 minutes, he said, “Let there be a blog theme!” and *poof* he went to the dashboard and chose one of the pre-set blog themes. He saw at what had happened and was pleased. ‘Cuz it was good.

On the third 5 minutes, he said, “Let there be really awesome stuff on the blog!” and *poof* he set about clicking options here and there, until finally, there came really awesome stuff on the blog. He looked around and it was awesomely good.

On the next 5 minutes, he said, “Let there be people to know that my blog exists!” and *poof* he opened his Yahoo!mail, his Gmail, his MSNHotmail and his Trillian and started sending out useless, senseless and stupid spam ’bout his new blog. He looked around, and saw that he shouldn’t have done it. But he was ok ’bout that, he was still good.

On the 5 minutes after that 5 minutes, he said, “Let me eat for it’s time for dinner.” And so he ate. And his tummy was happy after that, for it was good food. And good food is food that is good. So it was good.

On the 6th 5 minutes since the creation of his world, he said, “Let there be written ideas on the blog!” and *poof* the first post was created. He told the post, “You shall be given dominion over all that is in here. And don’t forget to multiply. And friendster as well.”

On the 7th 5 minutes, he looked over all he had created again and saw that it was good. So he decided that it was time for him to rest. So he hit the “save” button and logged out.